Phantom Ripped Jeans Syndrome

The feeling of getting your knees caught in ripped jeans while not wearing ripped jeans. Usually occurs after wearing ripped jeans for a prolonged period of time.

man i hate phantom ripped jeans syndrome

by tacklezzz April 19, 2024

Phantom tax

When a person is judged or "taxed" for not being something or "being phantom".

Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax

by slzrppp May 8, 2024

Phantom Scrolling

When you scroll too much on YouTube shorts or TikTok, that you no longer scroll for the point of entertainment, but rather because you are addicted to the scrolling motion.

Guys I just caught myself phantom scrolling on LinkedIn shorts. This is a cry for help, someone help me.

by Jitskin March 22, 2025

Toxic Phantom

A person who streams for 40 min and complains, and claims to be good at games when his ass gets carried. Loves platypuses for some reason and has a godly jawline.

Look at Toxic Phantom Streaming for 41 min

by Pdog10 October 12, 2022

Phantom Frebble

CHUBBY, NOT FAT

PHANTOM FREBBLE IS FLOOF AND CHUB

by MYNAMEJEFFFF July 25, 2017

phantom clap

When the guy you're having sex with only sighs and makes no other noise.

"God My boyfriend is such a phantom clapper, it annoys me."

by Phantom clap March 3, 2021

Phantom phallus

The imaginary penis, a lesbian thinks with when she’s checking out women

That bird had a face like the elephant man’s ball bag! Mind you, she had massive bangers, long legs and dressed like a Trollope. Linda must’ve been thinking with her phantom phallus when she hit on that munter!

by Nuphagus January 4, 2020