When your so drunk you forget how stoned you are. So you decide to smoke more. This in turn shifts the ratio of hammered to stoned causing you to now forget how hammered you are and to continue drinking.
Person A, "Dude where have you been the last hour??"
Person B, "(In drunk voice) I'm hammer stoned"
Person A, "It's a vicious cycle.."
Person B, "(In drunk voice) I'm hammer stoned"
Person A, "It's a vicious cycle.."
by ask-two April 5, 2011
Get the hammer stonedmug. by wombxwrecker April 22, 2016
Get the Hammer dancingmug. The girl performing the handjob proceeds to hold the penis only showing the head and proceeds to hammer the head with her other hand angrily, like the thwomp in Super Mario Bros. Thwomp hammers are common after the one receiving what appears to be a bad handjob criticizes her technique, leading to the painful act and loss of manhood.
guy 1: "I was getting a handjob from this girl and I tried to give her pointers. I don't know why, but she punched my dick so hard why did she do that!?"
guy 2: "Dude, she gave you the thwomp hammer!"
guy 2: "Dude, she gave you the thwomp hammer!"
by TheRoommate207 October 30, 2011
Get the Thwomp Hammermug. The act of a man standing in nothing but socks on carpet. He then shuffles his feet vigorously creating an static charge to which in unloads that charge through the head of his penis as swings it like a hammer onto the face of an unsuspecting person.
As my girlfriend was doing her make up I snuck up behind her and gave her the mighty thors hammer right to the jaw.
by Esp65p September 5, 2019
Get the Thors hammermug. by birdiegreg June 5, 2011
Get the DROP THE HAMMERmug. by Brian Deegan August 18, 2003
Get the douche hammermug. by Baz July 18, 2004
Get the man hammermug.