by Snarkpocolypse January 29, 2025
Get the Swiping and wiping mug.When you bring your lap top into the bathroom with you as you take a gallient poop. You wipe it and type it!
I have to take a giant dump but really need to post a new status about my cat...I will just Wipe n' Type!
by P Squiggle July 16, 2011
Get the Wipe n' Type mug.The act of stripping your shirt off and rubbing it against Fish’s boat until he is satisfied. Sometimes the job isn’t complete until you also use your pants.
Guy 1: Hey bro, after we get off the river, you gonna help me wipe down Fish’s boat?
Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.
Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.
by Chonchberry October 22, 2020
Get the Wipe down Fish’s boat mug.The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.
by Muddypuddle54 April 1, 2021
Get the Wiping The Puddle mug.Much like the “Alabama wet wipe” where you spit on the toilet paper before you wipe the spitter is replaced with you sister. Or sibling of direct decent.
Had to call in reinforcements for that shit the West Virginia wet wipe was a necessity! Thanks SIS!!!
by William R Buttlicker March 20, 2020
Get the West Virginia wet wipe mug.When you wipe your ass with a curtain and sneak up behind your friend to suffocate him with your shit.
by Aintchobusiness July 26, 2018
Get the Curtain Wiping mug.This term is used when playing magic the gathering. It refers to any card or effect that removes every creature or artifact or enchantment. Sometimes all of those at the same time.
by LizardInACan September 11, 2022
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