Mitchell Bourner Wasted

The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.

Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"

by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024

wasting time

literally what you are doing right now. if you're like me, your probably bored out of your mind while in a zoom call for art and are on the urban dictionary cuz you're an idiot and have nothing better to do. end my suffering, please.

person 1: lol I'm fucking bored I'm just going to go on to the urban dictionary and waste time that I could use to be productive
person 2: good choice I love wasting time!

by RRRILEY May 5, 2020

Waste, abuse and fraud

(To be abbreviated waf): what the us and Canadian governments do w my taxpayers money.

Why are we talking about waste, abuse and fraud?

by Sexydimma October 29, 2024

Meg wasted

A state of being drunk when you are 1 drink off the floor

I’m getting meg wasted tonight

by Ninina September 21, 2019

wasted

A word that you must say instead of Rest in Peace

When others died
You: Wasted

When you died
Others: Wasted

by Sir. B February 17, 2020

DONT WASTE THE MIXTURE

A phrase used by Harry lewis (w2s) in a sidemen video directed towards Ethan Payne (behzinga)

Harry: DONT WASTE THE MIXTURE

by Harry lewis wife July 26, 2024

Psychohazardous Waste

Twitter, Reddit, and TikTok. Symptoms include, but aren't limited to:
- Constant anger
- social deprivation
- schizophrenia
- low IQ
- lack of common sense
- excessive hair dye use
- degeneracy

Psychohazardous Waste user: *dogshit opinion*
Normal human: "ok and?"
PWU: *incoherent meltdown*

by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease December 22, 2021