Spaghetti Taco

A woman with particularly more pubic hair than is considered normal.
John was going to orally please his lady, until he laid eyes upon her spaghetti taco.
by IronBridge July 19, 2016
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Tijuana Taco

When a girl spreads her ass cheeks open for a guy to shit between, becomes a Tijuana Burrito if he proceeds to fuck her up the ass
Todd and Jills Tijuana Taco soon became a burrito after the sight of all that feces got Todd harder than a month old chalupa
by Ratheon May 01, 2007
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Taco Bell

instead of cigarette smoking, i took up taco bell. don't spare the awesome sauce.
by Dave August 05, 2003
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Mud Taco

Anything unpleasant or contrary to what you want. Or, for your literal types, a taco filled with mud. Not yummy.

It can a euphamism to take the place of regular profanity shit damn fuck asshole
Man, I went out with this girl and she got drunk and blew chunks all over my pimpin' Aston Martin. It was a real mud taco.

They told me it was gonna be a good time, but it was really just a mud taco.

The world is filled with mud tacos, but you don't have to eat them.
by Zodiacdial November 03, 2006
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choco taco

The inadvertent result of a female wiping back to front after a bowel movement.
"Oh god, I just went to the bathroom and gave myself a choco taco."
"That is disgusting."
by ironcladlou February 27, 2009
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Shit Taco

When you insert your penis into a chicks asshole, then pull-out and precede to stick it in her pussy and leave a trail of feces in your wake.
Last night I gave my chick a shit taco.
That hoe is dirty she loves shit tacos.
by cuasshul September 17, 2010
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Taco Assault

1. A creative reference to rape or aggressive/violent sex.
2. Any physical attack on the female genitalia.
3. Or conversely, being attacked BY female genitalia.
Person A: You look awful...what the hell happened last night?
Person B: Taco assault :(
by Somniloquy May 16, 2010
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