Hot sauce

Waiter (lets call him Brodie): do you want any *steamy breath* hoot sauce with That meal?? Customer (lets call him gunnar): oh yes, in fact I would. could I have it *pause* extra Spicey? Brodie: *puts hand on Gunnar’s hand* *erotically* coming riight up, come with me. Gunnar: gladly my prince, but don’t forget the hot sauce! *winks* Brodie: ohh I would never my dear ghost pepper (<—— addressing gunnar). *brodie picks up hot sauce. Yells at manager that he has to go* Brodie: lets go, my cars this way. * they hop into Brodie’s mustang and drive away to a nearby motel* *they sign into the front desk, and make their way up to the room under tense silence* gunnar: where’s the hot sauce? Brodie: I have it right “here” * Brodie points at his dick* could you help me get it out? Gunnar: gladly if it’s for my hot sauce!! *brodie gives the fly of his jeans to gunnar, who bites it and slowly pulls it down* brodie: do you mind going a little faster? Otherwise I might not be able to handle, this, heaat. Gunnar: uuhuuh. Brodie: oh yes!! *gunnar pulls Brodie’s pants all the way down. Brodie’s boxers had a large bulge in them so gunnar slowly pulled those back to, hoping it was the hot sauce* brodie: you might be surprised, but that’s not ONLY the hot sauce. * gunnar pulls boxers down revealing the hot sauce as well as Brodie’s fully erectile douche dick* Brodie: have fun! * brodie pours hot sauce around his douche dick*

I like the hot sauce with ALL of my meals ;)

by BIG Dong 12” July 01, 2019

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book sauce

Information derived from books.

"You don't know? Well lemme hit you with some book sauce..."

by Skitch360 May 01, 2008

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bomb sauce

adjective, generally used after "the", to describe anything awesome, amazing, baffling, or mildly offensive. also used by white middle-class "gangstas" who carry around butter knives to show everyone how badly they want to be black.

guy: "Dude, Refused is the bomb sauce, even if they ARE fucking dead."

wigga: "He be the BOMB sauce, jigga!"

by St. Mike September 15, 2006

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