Conversational Kills

A word or sentence that instantly kills any conversation.

John: "Oh hi! How are the kids?"
Susan: "I ate them."

Carl: "Have you seen Susan lately?"
John: "No, her conversational kills freak me out."

by TheRealLegend27#nostealplz December 23, 2016

killed the song

when you make the song turn into shit

taylor swift killed the song

by john cne October 14, 2017

Kill Bastard

A beefed up murder fucker that kills shit without mercy

Kind of like a t-rex or something i dont know

“HOLY SHIT DO YOU SEE THAT GUY??? LOOK AT HIM HES LIKE…. A KILL BASTARD!”

by yommama skdjndnd November 19, 2021

Speed Kills

A phrase made up by the English government to justify the money they make from speed cameras.

Guy 1: Fuck me look at that guy driving 32mph in a 30mph zone. Does he not know speed kills!
Guy 2: Yeah I know, if only we where like that guy doing 28mph. He may be drunk, on drugs and on the phone whilst driving past a school, but he’s a safe driver sticking to the speed limit.
Guy 3: You 2 and Gordon Brown are all cunts and should read the statistics on speeding and stop chatting shit.

by Turner!! March 11, 2009

Kill list

People you want to fuck.

damn shes hot, shes on my kill list!

by Lolsokay December 29, 2015

Kill Juice

Anything with alcohol in it.

I just picked up some kill juice and are heading to the party now.

by 0oTIMEo0 December 19, 2010

Insta-kill

Switch to secondary. enough said.

Insta-kill!
Prepare to die you meatsacks!

by xXSlyFoxHoundXx June 01, 2011