Johnny Shaded

The act of masterbating to porn in front of the tv when Police knock down your door

I got Johnny Shaded last night by the Anne Arudel County Police.

by turd to ya mudda June 5, 2011

Johnny Tracc

Professional heterosexual that can pull up any girl. (besides matilda tili)

Sheeeeesh bro, you are like Johnny Tracc.

by JJ Brinks April 2, 2021

Johnny Sins

Seth’s boyfriend

Seth: I so want Johnny sins penis up inside of me

by Alx.777 July 5, 2022

Johnny orlando

Johnny orlando is a perfect boy who's now 17 almost 18 and he's my Daddy. Yes Daddy.

Wow he's perfect but not as johnny orlando

by Whorelando😏 October 19, 2020

johnny slapnuts

A person at work that is a piece of shit, but somehow gets anything they want!

“You hear about who got that promotion? Of course, it was that assbag Johnny Slapnuts…Everybody hates that Douche Face!

by #Gerbils May 15, 2016

johnny thicc

johnny thicc is like that one guy, that is just super hot. He can totally kill it at the bass guitar. He has many friends but is insecure. He loves music and hot girls. He just wants to party and have sex all the time.

Johnny Thicc is a G.

by Johnny Thicc May 17, 2019

Johnny Wasted

When someone is out of their brains drunk

"He got so Johnny Wasted last night that i just went home'

by Stefane January 11, 2009