December 5

National kiss your girlfriend day

It’s December 5 i’m going to kiss my girlfriend

by suckycok December 4, 2021

Maroon 5

When you listen to pop music but also into necrophilia

I went on a date with this girl last night but she was into maroon 5.

by Versatilebeats September 10, 2020

November 5

It's national fight Oscar Day! So if you see a Oscar... Fight them!

Person 1: it's november 5! Go kick Oscar!
Person 2: Finally! :D

by Idazzz3 November 4, 2019

October 5

The day Roosevelt absolutely demolishes Washington with the power of Gatorade

John:it’s October 5th bro
Ben:you mean Washington is about to get destroyed?

by Cheesyballsack October 5, 2021

PlayStation 5

Something with the power of a PC, priced like a console. The controller is more responsive than your Discord friends.

The PlayStation 5 is better than your trash PC.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 31, 2021

Agent 5

Someone who goes out of their way to hunt you down in-game because they like the thrill of the hunt.

Person 1: "Yo you wanna play some Turf Wars in Splatoon 2 now?"
Person 2: "Nah fam, Agent 5's on and he gonna clap me hard with his Dynamo."
Person 1: "Yeah, Nah. I don't wanna play against a hunter"

by ExploitedDragon April 16, 2020

November 5

NATIONAL FOLD YOUR LAUNDRY DAY

Person: fold your laundry it’s November 5

by I make water November 5, 2020