the dick phantom

a magic elf that lives in store bought condoms that uncomfortably manoeuvres your dick in a painful direction during sex

James: I was having sex with Christopher up the ass and I then I got surprised by the dick phantom
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?

by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii October 31, 2017

Phantom Vibrate

That feeling you get when you think your phone is ringing in your pocket. But it isn't.

I was hoping for her call but it was only a phantom vibrate

by myhumanrevolution June 2, 2015

Danny Phantom

THE HOTTES MOTHER FUCKER YOU WILL EVER SEE. And that’s all I got to say. Wise words from me.

DANNY PHANTOM IS SO HOT

by Kdidjdndijdlwiantjrbe dididjdn September 20, 2021

The Phantom effect

A brain damage that makes belive that you get laid because you are in a group of people that drives around in a car an listens to brainless music.

"OMG i got laid!!! - it must be the phantom effect"

by Theprinceofnewtromsø January 5, 2018

Ciel astre phantom

Assassin and princess of the phantom corp mafia. Daughter of lord henryk and fiance to prince Jay and princess carmana.The puppy dog of the estate. Has a rather large feline christened midnight and her whereabouts are unknown at this time. Past owner of the Dice culteration and the winner of many Grand Prix horse competitions.

Ciel astre phantom is the scariest assassin we know

by Molly wanna cracker January 23, 2024

Phantom Superiority Syndrome

When a co-worker, who isn’t your boss, try’s to act like your boss.

This new person is something else, they’ve only been here a couple weeks and they’re telling me I’m doing my job wrong! They have Phantom Superiority Syndrome baaaaaaad yo!

by Sheldon Waverly January 12, 2023

Phantom Fever Dream

It's a fever dream without a fever dream. It's when you wake up sweating and everything but you didn't have a dream, although you could've sworn you just had a fever dream.

Guy 1: "Yeah but I'm sick and I woke up at 1AM today."
Guy 2: "Did you have a fever dream?"
Guy 1: "No, but I had a Phantom Fever Dream."

by oliverreal November 22, 2023