National Masturbation day

A day where you HAVE to masturbate, the date is May 7th

"Holy fuckin shit bro National Masturbation day is today"

"cool"

by Glizzy_lizzy September 12, 2022

National Huntting Day

On this day you eat applesauce and shart yourself in bed.

“Are you guys participating in national huntting day? I am”

by buntings fart November 25, 2021

national dress like delaena day

when you wake up the first and play your favorite pop smoke song, wear some J’s and be da little brown villain u are

it’s national dress like Delaena day dude we ain’t fuckin wit dat youngboy

by Dontgetsalty January 13, 2021

National Ass Day

National Ass Day is on May 11. On this day, you are ordered to slap at least one butt.

Dear Miss Microballs,

I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.

Love, Jiggleballs

by periodwithtrans May 4, 2023

national grab ass day

national grab ass

grab the ass of anyone you like ;)

person 1: joseph grabbed nicole’s ass!
person2: WHAT WHY??!
person1: it’s national grab ass day

by lovex10111 January 28, 2020

The Home Nations

When one manages to sleep with four different girls in four days, all from different countries. Originally an English, Irish, Scottish and Welsh but expanded.

"Man, Willy has had a blinder the last four days, I think he had a tour of the home nations."

by Willy Lloyd April 18, 2020

National Kill Strategetic Day

This happens on July 14th. National kill Strategetic day is the day where you get to FUCKING KILL HIS ASS. IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING JU;LIKBHWLEJKHFGUWVELFJ.KHUWGEFP;.KWIEGF;Q/WEIL

Console: hey! it's July National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: i'll grab the shotgun

by Azterica July 14, 2023