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Wookie cocked

1.Getting your ass handed to you by a Wookie in any Star Wars game.

2.In any shooter, watching your body explode from the grenade you saw coming...too late.
Player 1 sees Player 2 running at them throwing a grenade.
Player 1, most likely a noob, makes the mistake of running towards Player 2.
Player 1 realizes too late that the grenades are deadly.
Player 2 exclaims:"You just got wookie cocked by "enter name".

*Works best if character's name is Long Shlong Silver.
**Works even better if Player 2 is a Wookie.
by The one named Bo December 13, 2008
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Cock

Something big / small and can be sticked in and out a womens coochie
Ima stick my small / big cock in your vagina
by Bigmonkeydaddya_123 May 20, 2022
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cock mongler

anyone who sucks willy up like a black hole
james; that girl is a cock mongler
laura; yeah my cock got mongled
by philputsthedindan April 10, 2018
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Cock meet sandwich

Is when you suck dick in prison cock meet sandwich
by Bobs sandwiches December 1, 2020
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of evil. The cock-juggling thunder cunt is in fact so evil, that it transcends the plane of the urban, and lives on the plane of the spiritual. Spiritually speaking, it is akin to if Satan douched out his vagina and then left the contents of his vaginal douche in the fridge for like a month and a half, because Satan's a big asshole and would do that kinda thing, even though it would mean all the butter and yogurt in there would start to smell like douche and you'd have to throw it out because he didn't even have the common sense to open up another thing of baking soda because i know there's already one in there but he know's it's old. The cock-juggling thunder cunt should be avoided at all costs. A friend or relative beginning an intimate or sexual relationship with a cock-juggling thunder cunt requires strict measures of spiritual salvation including, although not limited to, "Dude, what the fuck? Alright, come on out with us tonight, we're gonna get you LAID." If you yourself encounter a cock-juggling thunder cunt, call her out as one, then jingle any loose change you have in your pockets as a distraction and back away slowly. If she corners you, just remember her fatal weaknesses: that all of her friends hate her, the combination of Sex in the City and Edy's Cookies and Cream, and of course, cock juggling.
“I hate bartending beside that cock juggling thunder cunt

“I just broke up with one of those cock juggling thunder cunts”
by Katalyna October 8, 2021
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Cock and ball torture

Cock and ball torture (CBT), occasionally known as penis torture, dick torture, or male genitorture/male genital torture, is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing, or kicking.1 The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.2

Devices and Practices

Top left: Erotic electrostimulation. Top right: Hanging weight on pierced penis. Bottom left: Wax play. Bottom right: Chastity piercing.
Similar to many other sexual activities, CBT can be performed using toys and devices to make the penis and testicles more easily accessible for attack, or for foreplay purposes.
by idonotspreadmisinformation February 3, 2023
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Cocked off

When someone mouths off or starts an argument. Fired the first shot
"I was minding my own business today until Donnie walked by and cocked off about how I looked, so he got these hands."

" You better not cock off to me tonight in front of my friends."

" Jose is in the breakroom right now cocking off and people are getting pissed."
by Skunkpumper October 8, 2022
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