"You and me going out clubbing tonight! How's that sound?"
"Excruciatingly painful."
"God, you're such a baby seal."
"Excruciatingly painful."
"God, you're such a baby seal."
by reasonable_idiots December 19, 2025
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I'm single now anyways. And I'm about to blast it all over fucking Facebook. Because fuck this fagget ass fucking pussy ass fucking cock sucking dick fucking asshole munching little baby ass fucking punk ass little bitch.
by Alphas Sin December 24, 2025
Get the Fagget ass fucking pussy ass fucking cock sucking dick fucking asshole munching little baby ass fucking punk ass little bitch mug.A bando baby is a young kid raised in a rough environment, specifically the bando/trap. Maybe his parents were trappers/gang members, siblings or other family members. So since a young age they’ve been around that environment so usually start “acting upon it” at a very young age as well
“Dre been selling crack since he was 9, he a bando baby”
“Marcus a bando baby, but he ain’t had no other choice his whole family thuggin”
“Marcus a bando baby, but he ain’t had no other choice his whole family thuggin”
by Slxng Bxng December 26, 2025
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by cheeszbooty January 1, 2026
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by BiscuitEater82 February 24, 2023
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"Why does Emily think she is dying every time she has a headache?"
"Because she was one of those 'Google Babies,' whos parents Googled all their symptoms."
"Because she was one of those 'Google Babies,' whos parents Googled all their symptoms."
by P.R.Moritz February 24, 2023
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