Balls

Balls are very bouncy and crunchy. You can grab them and play with them. You can stroke them real good.

"Man, my balls itch"
"My homie is stroking my balls. It ain't gay if it's with the homies."

by Minkol April 8, 2024

STICKY BALL

a sticky old ball that sticks all over your damn hands

sir one: "I touched this STICKY BALL, and it's sticky jizz-like fluid got all over my hand."
sir two: "fuck.. .me too :("

by Justa urbandictionary worder January 17, 2025

As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.

Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

by No Name EVER April 16, 2021

joe balls

a good practical joke.

ofa man: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
Billie jean: ayo flool joe got hit by a bussin bus

bofa man: who's joe
Billie jean: joe balls.
bofa man: *dies*

by bchdhbcjhdb October 21, 2021

Reef balls

That feeling you get deep betwongst your loins when you know you should be studying but instead you are texting your hilarious cool friend.

Man after those Brussels sprouts, I got a serious case of reef balls.

by BigDannyUggz December 11, 2017

hairy mustard gorilla gay balls

When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts

Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"

by goofyfoog March 31, 2025

Grollf Ball

A drinking game where you are to stand in any configuration chosen for the game. (Best to be played in the garage) For every two people present in the game one golf ball must be used. For every grollf ball bounce missed you must drink. If you catch two grollf balls at one time then the opponents that bounced them must drink. If a apponent is to miss the two grollf balls bounced to he/she then they must take two drinks. Tips: Circle configuration, Smooth pavement, golf balls, lots of beer, psyche bounces, palm touch passes .

Hey Matt
Yea
You have the beer.
Yea
You have the grollf balls. (golf balls)
Yea
You bring the ladies
Yea

by Patch74 May 14, 2011