Cock Shock

Sepsis caused by human wine decanting

Harry spent 3 days in the ICU in an epidemic of cock shock that shook the gay community.

by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021

Vehicular cock block

When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.

Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.

by darkestbeforedawn June 13, 2015

Cock Sucker 9000

When you’re sucking a penis and right when they are about to cum you chomp your teeth straight through. You do this when you’re in danger

I was scared so I had to give him the cock sucker 9000

by Maldosa June 9, 2025

Corona cock

An offensive yet funny way to greet ones work colleague.

Now then Corona Cock, how’s things?

by Eyescunt June 15, 2020

double-edged cock

When your dick is so big, its too scary so you can't get laid. Yet you have the prestige of a massive dick.

I feel bad for that guy Brian's dick is so big he will never fuck. He has a double-edged cock.

by augustbell666 August 27, 2019

Cock gawking

Staring at a man’s genetalia for long period of time with awe

Wow. That man is packing. I can’t stop cock gawking.

by Clevering May 22, 2018

cock ball

retard speech, something that is said by brainless autists in order to always say something

Tim keeps saying “cock ball” I think he has brain damage..

by Lampstew December 27, 2021