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Shit Wolf

a guy/girl who originally comes off as awesome then reveals the true unrelenting over persistant asshole nature of who they really are.
I thought he was nice but then he suggested having a threesome... What a shit wolf!!

Michelle: I'm lazy

James: it's okay you can lie down and i'll do all the work
Michelle: OMG your such shit wolf.
by mr_wakatanashi October 20, 2009
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shit sprayer

1. The sprayer with nice-smelling shit that you spray in your bathroom after you take a giant dump. Sometimes the big shits don't smell at all, but you should definitely shit spray your bathroom after a dump for the sake of your roommates, who will then shit spray for you.

2. Basically Febreze, but you probably bought the cheap kind.

3. Can be used as a verb: to shit spray--to spray the shit sprayer.
EXAMPLES:

1. Tom: Bitchfuck Aaron, you forgot to use the shit sprayer. Now my cologne smells like your shit.
Aaron: It's OK, if you get lucky you'll just feel like you're doing anal.

2. Jason, should we buy 1 shit sprayers or 2?
Buy 3, Nick's making chalupas for dinner.
by TDfuckingB March 9, 2007
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shit cookie

When a white guy, lets say a "vanilla oreo" gets dropped in shit, or "black subculture", but not to the extent that he would be considered a "wigger."
Wow, Mike likes 40's, bitches, blunts, dolla dolla bills, but he doesn't act like an "africannar-americannar", he's such a shit cookie.
by S to the R January 28, 2008
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shit talker

apparently a band kid that no matter true or false, must in every sentence talk shit about someone else because they don't have anything to bring to the table themselves. A particular tenor drummer is very good at this stupid behavior...
You know that girl...she has a dog and she walks it...ohhhhhhh...
You know that guy...he passed his classes, what a fag...ohhhhhhh...I'm a shit talker...
by Racer93 December 30, 2007
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hot shit

Something unexpected or exciting.
Samaritan: Hey! Look at that ugly hoface flirting with your man!
Me: Hot shit! Someone throw a rock at her!
by Alexa January 16, 2005
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shit pop

When your lady friend gives you ha blowjob after having anal sex with her you refer to your penis as a "shit-pop."
My girl's such a freak. I gave her a shit-pop last night.
by Alex S. November 10, 2004
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shit show

when you get lost. so lost that you have to pull over and ask the indian gas station worker where you are to which he responds "turn left at dunkin donuts". so lost that a 5 minute trip takes an hour and when you finally reach the restaurant you ordered from, they inform you that they have thrown out your order because you are an hour late. such scenario would be described as a shit show
jeez why can't samella find the restaurant, she's sucha shit show
by samellera August 6, 2011
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