Face Hemorrhoid

A slang term for exaggerated lip-plumping cosmetic surgery where the lips resemble reddened, inflamed hemorrhoidal tissue. Beyond describing the physical appearance, it critiques an excessive focus on image, suggesting desperation, attention-seeking, and a lack of depth in character.

Her obsession with perfect selfies led to a face hemorrhoid look, chasing trends at the cost of authenticity.

by Raquel de la Roche July 5, 2025

shut your face down

another way of saying "no way" or "yeah right"

girl 1:i just won $500

girl 2:shut your face down

girl1:no really,i did

girl 2:thats awesome

by the nikster March 30, 2010

Under-boob-face

When someone is wearing a mask and their nose sticks out

“Bro you got under-boob-face”
“Oh really? My bad”

by SpyingSquirrel January 15, 2021

your face

a cuuss word to make some one sad

a boy says whoes that another replies with your face

by cus January 6, 2022

Louisiana face mask

When you bust on your sister's face and make her rub it In like a face mask

Man, last night was so fun I gave my sister a Louisiana face mask

by Bloodthirsty60 March 19, 2024

Dick Face-Time

The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.

Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.

"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"

"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"

by Mastro-K April 24, 2016

Look Me In The Face

When you catch someone making disrespectful and rude comments about you In a sneakily way

Tripp: She's just acting foolish for no reason.

Justin: Uhh...Excuse you, Lucy is one of my favorite superstars of all time. Next Time, look me in the face before you sneak-talk about somebody...Fooliots!!!

by Cinnamon Pilcher June 27, 2023