Exercising Bastard Face

The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.

Mrs Jones: Nevermind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.

by Fouloldron November 10, 2022

Moot Face

When a mans beard resembles a putrid unkempt women’s vagina.

Look at that putrid cunts beard...what a moot face he is.

by Kappacc November 23, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Life When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Life When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Life When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

tammie's serious face

the face tammie melton does on her pics for Instagram

tammie's serious face is her signature look nowadays

by hey917492 July 3, 2019

poopy fart face

you are an ugly rat

Person 1: gets killed by person 2
Person 1: continues to call person 2 a poopy fart face

by PixelGMR November 4, 2019

Ase Face

The creepy-looking deep creases that develop on the faces of people who take AIDS drugs for a prolonged period of time.

You seriously wonder if that guy's on AIDS drugs? Just look at his Ase Face !

by JuicyJakey September 23, 2011

Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021