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Face like a slapped horse

When you have a long face that looks pretty pissed off.
Wow you have a face like a slapped horse
by Littlechar12483 January 7, 2022
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phuck face

A nicer way to call someone a fuck face.
My friend was being a phuck face at the bar last night.
by :Eagleone: May 6, 2016
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Face mask

A typically cloth based clothing accessory that clearly makes zero difference to the spread of microscopic airborne diseases and is used by typically unhealthy wearers to virtue-signal thier efforts to prevent deadly infections instead of using common sense and staying fit and healthy themselves
(shouted from across the train carriage)... Stay away from me sir, I'm protecting you by wearing my face mask.
by topturkey September 12, 2022
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Stuu face

T......J
Tj a stuu face lil boy
by jay 2222LIT June 30, 2019
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two face

Two faces are insincere and deceitful. In business, this couldn't be a better trait to possess. The Two-Face is not hassled by promises, loyalty, or any other hindrance that would impede his ultimate goal of making a profit. Yet again, the Two-Face is someone who uses people as a means to and end. Once you have served your use you are nothing to him.
Jonathan is such a two face—I thought he actually wanted to date me, but he was just using me to get answers to the math homework!
by mama_jazz August 10, 2016
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Fart face

Is an insult to someone who likes to eat poop.
Jerade Warner is a fart face because he ate my poop
by The master mind 30000000 April 14, 2021
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Toe faced bitch

When a ugly bitches face and head is shaped like a big toe.

An effective way to differentiate between individual busted bitches in a flock of fugly hoes.

Looks like she slid out her Mama's coochie and face planted the floor, when her head was still all soft and shit.
"Toe faced bitch" used by 2 redneck meth heads conversing:

Is that an ugly woman or an Easter island head?

What ugly woman, where she at?

That toe faced bitch right there!

Oh ok, yeah, that is just a ugly toe faced woman. Thanks for efficiently directing my attention to the specific bitch that alarmed you. I was disoriented, with us being situated amongst this sea of fugly womenses, and all.

My friend, we must be ever vigilante, never letting our guard down, or them Easter Island heads, is gonna get us!

It sure be a lot easier, if all these toe faced bitches wasn't creeping. Hmmm

Just nevermind then toe faced bitches...

But what if I'm drunk?

You know the rule, nothing matters when we're drunk! Put it right in that toe face, all I care. I won't judge, none.
by Bigwhiteniggawhuhh April 29, 2023
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