First Baby

A billionaire man-child who throws tantrums at the slightest criticism, bans anyone who bruises his fragile ego, and plays the victim while wielding unchecked power. Often cosplays as a genius visionary but behaves more like a Reddit mod on a power trip. Loves "free speech" until it applies to him.

👤 "I called Elon 'The First Baby,' and he banned me within minutes."

👤 "Dude, did you see Musk's meltdown over that article? Classic First Baby move."

👤 "Billionaires sure love playing First Baby when the criticism hits too close to home."

by anonymous February 23, 2025

Liquor Baby

A child who was conceived under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Bro you drink like a “liquor baby”

by Lazy Pro August 28, 2021

Baby Milk Snatcher

A person who gives blowjobs

My baby milk snatcher swallowed all of my nut milk

by guy from the twin cities September 28, 2023

pickled egg baby

a baby born with any number of maladies caused by the fact that the mother is 39 and has spent the last 25 years polluting her eggs with alcohol or other illicit substances.

can you believe Rebekka is pregnant again? than that bitch gonna have a pickled egg baby after all the shit she do.

by jamcam79 March 11, 2024

Bald Poo Poo Baby

Basically a bunch of boys in my class. BUT ESPECIALLY MARKAS. HES SO BALD AND POOPY, HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN' DEFORMED CHICKEN NUGET, HE'S 4 FT 2 AND LIVES UNDER A ROCK. BALALLALALLALLALALLALLAL

"wow look at that deformed chicken nuget"
"It almost looks like Markas! A bald poo poo baby"

by The best person obvi April 26, 2024

baby deered

Is when you try to stand up after having great sex and your legs are wobbly and weak

Man i fucked her so good she was baby deered for a couple hours after

by Bobbym209 May 13, 2021

baby money

A lot of money in absolute terms but a small amount of money in the given context.

From the song HAM by Jay Z and Kanye West: "I'm like "Really: half a billi nigga, really?" you got baby money"

by Bling Blang Blaouw July 20, 2017