elliott-faced

when you get so drunk you do hood rat shit and sleep on a log

I drank so much that i was ELLIOTT-FACED and slept on a log.

by totslog September 20, 2013

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Shit-Faced

When your eating your girlfriends pussy and she farts.

I got shit-faced last night.

by Zjman July 5, 2018

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Face Buds

When something is so full of flavour it hits your taste buds with such a whack it makes you pull facials!

"are you okay man...? what's up with that face..?!" "yeah, I just licked a lemon and it hit all my face buds"

by Dewdrops August 20, 2019

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During oral sex a man pulls his erect penis out of his partners mouth and proceeds to use it as a saliva and/or semen wiper back and forth across his partners entire face in an (erotic) attempt to wipe his partners face.

Guy 1 - "This chick I really like is a Windshield Wiper Face"

Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"

Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"

by ThatsNiceMN December 4, 2020

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FUCK FACE

most of the time a kid named ryker that goes to school in idaho falls idaho, who is mentaly challenged has no friends and is bad at everything and sucks at life

hi jj, im ryker the fuck face

by JJ Williams June 11, 2018

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