by Draiqys June 16, 2020
Get the SHOWOGAZE-Syndrome mug.by MRDuddelnuddel June 17, 2020
Get the PP syndrome mug.Oh yeah, no, this is totally a thing... basically when you’re very slight and dainty, pretty and elegant, sometimes your bones just protrude a bit too much, resulting in several complications:
1. Awkward knee clashing sleeping disorder: when you sleep on your side but your knees don’t fit together comfortably due to the protruding bones.
2. Rolling Hip Disorder: prevents balance during key yoga and Pilates positions.
3. Elbow Intrusion: the unpopular ability to really hurt people with your elbows.
1. Awkward knee clashing sleeping disorder: when you sleep on your side but your knees don’t fit together comfortably due to the protruding bones.
2. Rolling Hip Disorder: prevents balance during key yoga and Pilates positions.
3. Elbow Intrusion: the unpopular ability to really hurt people with your elbows.
“Have you see that girl, she’s got such bad Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS) she must cut her mattress.”
“I can’t sleep, my SOBS is keeping me up.”
“Ouch, you and your SOBSing elbows!”
“I can’t sleep, my SOBS is keeping me up.”
“Ouch, you and your SOBSing elbows!”
by Nototerror June 17, 2020
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Bobs trophy wife says he just purchased a new Harley Davidson, but he's never rode a motorcycle before. Apparently he's hung like a cashew, and suffers from "Corvette Syndrome".
by rattmutt June 19, 2020
Get the Corvette Syndrome mug.Someone who is so tired of work that he has no valid reason to call in sick, but still calls in sick.
Alex is working at a call-center, Alex is so tired to the point where he is taking deep breaths and saying stuf like man man man. Alex can’t hold it any longer and he needs a reason to call in sick, so Alex says that he has the Marjolein Syndrome .
by Comtrans June 22, 2020
Get the Marjolein Syndrome mug.Doctor:"unfortunately it seems you have moist log syndrome, also known as MLS"
Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"
Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"
by The moist boi June 25, 2020
Get the Moist Log Syndrome mug.Not Enough Dick syndrome. Causes sadness, horniness, and makes one think everyone is hot enough to be a 10 even if they are a 3.
by rlempent556 June 25, 2020
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