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A man who over-compensates for a small penis, genital deficiency, unattractive body, lack of personality and/or unattractive face, by flashing cash, or purchasing expensive items that he doesn't use, in an attempt to impress others.
Bobs trophy wife says he just purchased a new Harley Davidson, but he's never rode a motorcycle before. Apparently he's hung like a cashew, and suffers from "Corvette Syndrome".
by rattmutt June 19, 2020
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Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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