Pussy whacker

When your droopy balls smack against someone's pussy.

Guy 1: You know when you jump into a cold pool and your nuts cling to your body because they want warmth because your sperm wants to be warm.

Guy 2: I don't think I know that.

Guy 1: Yeah, nuts shrivel...

Guy 2: Oooooh yeah.

Guy 1: But when it's warm, they like, droop...

Guy 2: Oh...

Guy 1: And then they act as... they act as like a Pussy whacker.

Guy 2: (Laughs)

Guy 1: When you're doing it doggie style.

by Imjustgrumpy ;) March 4, 2021

Pussy blunt

When u rub the gum on a rolling paper to a wet pussy instead of licking it to make a blunt.

Fuck loosing your virginity , have u ever smoked a pussy blunt

by Bob fucking marley March 7, 2021

Pussy

Something niggas spend they entire life tryna get
Only a few succed

Been tryna get pussy for the last 4 months but still aint got non

by Faxonlynigga March 7, 2021

Big Eared Pussy

A former NHL hockey player, who made his living ripping tape to tape passes to Sidney Crosby. Member of the 1997 South Shore Kings. Known for his satellite dish ears.

“Make a putt, you big eared pussy!”

by jp1123 March 7, 2021

Pussy blunt

When you rub the gum on a rolling paper to a wet pussy instead of licking it.

Fuck a spliff , smoke a pussy blunt.

by Bob fucking marley March 8, 2021

Pussy Head

When a guy turns his world upside down and throws his past under a bus to be with the woman he loves..

Harry's life choices are suspect because he clearly has a royal case of pussy head.

by sheila in the car March 8, 2021

pussy magnet

the only gadget that could save the cats from the wrathosphere, activated by a series of tones such as the ones in "with a little help from my friends" and "only you"

Person 1: Do you see when Louis kicked Harry in the balls so he could reach the high notes in AAOOD?
Person 2: When they were activating the pussy magnet?
Person 1: Yeah, that's on my larents being a mess even on an animated series

by justmagicalgirl March 10, 2021