Strait-not-face

Someone who does not not know how to spell “Straight”.

Person 1 typing: Ooh, he said that with a strait face.

Person 2 observing: Person 1 is a strait-not-face.

by Khourschet March 4, 2021

Resting pitch face

a sullen or uninterested expression attributed to or unconsciously adopted by a sports person during a match

"Anthony Martial has such a resting pitch face!"

by Matt Windle poet March 7, 2021

Cold Smeared Face

Shittin on mf's since 1981

Cold smeared face....man he shittin on errbody..since 1981 yo

by Pebbinghouse March 9, 2021

Under-boob-face

When someone is wearing a mask and their nose sticks out

“Bro you got under-boob-face”
“Oh really? My bad”

by SpyingSquirrel January 15, 2021

resting Melania face

Only the most serious condition of resting bitch face possible; the superlative of when a person, usually a girl, who naturally looks mean when her face is expressionless, without meaning to.

Karen, Jane and Christina all suffer from resting bitch face, but only Karen wins the prize of resting Melania face.

by Sun Chaser January 19, 2021

Resting Bless Your Heart Face

The uncanny smile ever present on scores of respectable blonde, suburban housewife types. You're never sure if it is the result of good 'work', true bliss, or an elaborate mask for the masses.

Did you see Mrs. Jones' Resting Bless Your Heart Face, I couldn't tell if she was happy or not?

by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 20, 2021

RPF (Resting Prison Face)

Resting Prison Face is the phenomena of someone making a particularly menacing or unapproachable face when outside, at all times. Also see resting bitch face for a similar effect.

Friend: "What's with your face bro are you angry or something"

Friend 2: "that's just my RPF (resting prison face)"

Friend: "oh, RPF bro, I get it

by BilliamShagspeare January 30, 2021