Horse Face

Also known as Brad Keselowski. Nascar driver. Drives the #2 for Team Penske. Looks like a horse.

NASCAR fan: did you see Brad Keselowski?
NASCAR fan #2: yeah he has such a horse face.

by Nascar2488 May 22, 2016

Shit-faced

hammered; blotto; loaded; wasted; smashed (really drunk)

He drank a 26er of whiskey and was shit-faced.

by Howdeedoodee December 22, 2018

face breath

A person that looks white but is mexican.

That's why you look like a face breath.

by Waco-Word February 23, 2022

Pizza faced

When you eat so much pizza your belly button grows a smiley face

A well done extra large pepperoni pizza and your pizza faced?

by Cody5050 February 13, 2022

Two Faced

Someone who pretends to be somebody’s friend and then talks shit about them behind their back

That guy is a two faced little bitch. The other day, he was laughing and joking with that guy. Now he’s over there talking shit about him.

by SiL3Nt J September 22, 2023

Throw a baby at her face

An expression used when someone says or does something entirely stupid. The expression is related to someone having unprotected sex at a young age and getting knocked-up. Yeah, probably one of the stupidest things you could do. Getting knocked-up leads to babies, and so when someone says/does something really dumb, throw a baby at their face because if they want to do something that stupid, they'll probably end up doing even more stupid things like... oh, getting themselves pregnant. Just, don't really throw a baby at their face, it might harm the infant.

The "her" can be interchangeable to "his" or "their"

Girl 1: Nazis are Jews.
Girl 2: ... You're kidding me.
Girl 1: Aren't Nazis Jews?!
Girl 3: Just throw a baby at her face.

by a living spoon March 20, 2010

Face shart

When you sneeze but don't have time to pull down your face mask, thus it goes everywhere inside your mask.

Face sharts are the worst; today I had to sneeze but my hands were full and I couldn't get my mask down in time.

by pandemic_thoughts September 24, 2020