thumb me dumbly

Thumb me dumbly is the acting of taking the nearest mentally challenged person (or group of persons depending on how fucked up you are) and having he/she/them insert their thumbs into your anal cavity

Guy 1: so what did you get up to last weekend bro?
Guy 2: I went to the loony bin and got a few retards to thumb me dumbly
Guy 1: you’re a sick little cunt you are

by Hugelymassivedick February 14, 2019

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Give me 2’s

Smoking half a cigarette then giving the other half to a friend

Friend- here give me 2’s of that
Me- okay

by Trueeee_that February 19, 2019

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Call Me Ugly

Call me ugly I still fucked yo bitch!
This phrase is for Indians that are wannabe blacks.

We call them Call me uglies

Call me ugly I still fucked yo bitch!
'Look its call me ugly!'

by Lil FI August 29, 2018

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Kill me tonight!

A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.

"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"

by Joe_Schmuck September 9, 2018

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