Get out the ruler

An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.

I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.

by Lumacurve June 12, 2018

get out

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

person 1: I'm in your house
person 2: please get out
person 1: no

by flashy28 April 30, 2024

manually getting bent

sex

Bro he was manually getting bent!

by mama oh mama July 2, 2023

Get the Butter

The act of grabbing any article of food for an overweight, sexy woman.

I just got home from work, Bubba. Go get the butter.

by Ufhdbdjsjxb May 8, 2019

getting perried

To be Getting Perried is to drink lots of alcohol in a turbostyle session.

Last night I was Getting Perried

by Badger20 June 6, 2017

get even, or get even worse

Casino slang refers to a situation where a player has lost a significant amount of money while playing slots and, instead of simply leaving, decides that the better course of action is to go to the baccarat or blackjack table and wager the exact amount of their loss on a single hand. If the player wins, they "get even"; if they lose, they "get even worse." This concept was developed by the infamous Vegas Matt.

Well, we just lost $12,000 in ten minutes; it is time to play a hand of baccarat and 'get even, or get even worse'

by mr katz November 20, 2024

Gotta Get Up

Song written by Harry Nilsson that definitely should not be played at your birthday party.

Person 1: "Happy birthday baby !"
*Gotta Get Up starts playing*
Person 2: "Oh no..."

by sertralean July 29, 2024