A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.
by Mr freeze September 27, 2017
Get the Closet babymug. 
by karbear8459 January 26, 2017
Get the baby birdingmug. A adult but acts like a child. A really funny dad. Can’t walk a straight line. A really terrible singer!
by Jada-shrimp November 18, 2018
Get the Baby Bradmug. 
A **Green Card Baby** refers to a young foreign national — usually a woman — who expresses a desire to immigrate to the United States, often through romantic or marital association with a U.S. citizen. The term is derived from the *green card*, the document granting lawful permanent residence in the U.S., and is rooted in internet culture and dating discourse.
The term “Green Card Baby” typically refers to a young woman seeking U.S. residency through romantic ties, while a “Green Card Daddy” is the American man positioned — often satirically — as her potential sponsor.
The term “Green Card Baby” typically refers to a young woman seeking U.S. residency through romantic ties, while a “Green Card Daddy” is the American man positioned — often satirically — as her potential sponsor.
by Gvv007 May 17, 2025
Get the Green Card Babiesmug. by TaroChiMochi December 29, 2019
Get the Top Babymug.