mathswatch depression

When you get set maths homework/work on mathswatch. You get so annoyed that you want to kys and can’t be asked to do it anymore.

“Did you do the homework fam?”
“Nah, the mathswatch depression kicked in”

by your.local.windowframe February 1, 2021

Guy depression

An immense feeling of depression that guys get, usually caused by breaking up with their girlfriends. Can only be cured with strippers.

John: Joe broke up with Jane and now he has guy depression.

Jack: HE NEEDS STRIPPERS!!!

by Zoritos January 23, 2012

depressed espresso

expressing you're feeling depressed in a unique way or a cute way.

"Hey! Are you okay?"
"No, I'm depressed espresso

by everything is a jojo reference January 3, 2023

Depressed Zain

Zain is nothing which will always be nothing. Zain will get his shoes taken by the con. Zain has gotten rejected by his love and will only be loved by his cat ballsack.

Depressed Zain loves Amanda

Depressed Zain is dead
Depressed Zain got rejected

by Con.asshat September 5, 2020

Depression Hungry

The feeling of unhappiness or feeling negativily about yourself that you can only be mended by a well needed amount of food.

Ex. "Sydney was beating herself up pretty badly until lunch afterwards. Why is that?" "Maybe she was just Depression Hungry."

by Quaint Kiwi June 30, 2016

Fashion Depression

When whiny little "emo" kids mope about and talk about how depressed they are, when in reality they're not depressed; it's just the "in" thing to be depressed when you're "emo".

Emo boy: GAWD, I'm -so- depressed! I have no life! UGH, I'm just gonna sit here and cut your wrists.

Me: Hahah, you do that; have fun.

Emo boy: I will.. me and my Fashion Depression.

by ADTRfanforlife July 30, 2011

Depression Whore

Those types of people who are "sad" and "depressed" and play the ukelele and sing in the most monotone voice possible on YouTube for views, attention, and ad revenue. You know, that type of person who every time they open their mouth it's something to do with darkness and their (obviously fake) depression.

"Ugh, that girl is SUCH a depression whore. All she ever talks about is how her life sucks and no one loves her. But it is SO obvious that she is just doing it for attention!"

"Can you stop being a depression whore, Molly? Seriously, NO ONE is buying your fake depression and edgy comments."

by razzberryroyal February 25, 2019