zoomer brain

A term used in a humorous or ironic way by especially young people, to reflect the societal damage on their brains. The brain of a zoomer ie. a person of generation z (someone born between 1997 and 2012) has been somewhat damaged by being raised by the internet and social media, and in an economic system in decline. Gen z's have very bad prospects for the future due to ecological, social and economic crisis, which if not apparent now, lies not far in the future. Therefore the zoomer brain reflects a general societal decay. Zoomer brains are often characterized by being quite socially sensitive, anti-social, anxious, depressed, apathic and suffers from a lower attention spans the previous generations.

"I have to watch funny family guy montages while doing my homework due to my zoomer brain"

by Jaxnail69 January 21, 2024

Zoomer Hoomer

Terribly unfunny media and jokes that only Zoomers find funny. Zero depth or actual comedy is ever involved.

Patricia recommended "Anyone but You" and it was totally Zoomer Hoomer.

by ZoomerHoomer February 9, 2024

Zoom Facial

When a man ejaculates on the camera during a zoom call with another person or persons.

Max blew his wad during the conference call giving the entire staff a Zoom Facial. Max is no longer employed with the company.

by SrslyGuise September 25, 2023

Zomata

A Form of Updog

Used by many children and twitch streamers

You: "Taco Bell forgot my Zomata
Friend: "Whats Zomata"
You: Nothing much, whats the matter with you"

by MoreSackThanShaft September 25, 2023

Zoobait

The act of borderline crossing adult eye candy with animals in media, and straight up sexualizing them.

1:The movie "Strays" is straight up zoobait!

2: I know! They didn't need to show the close up of his balls like that!

by Dallasd3 October 21, 2023

Zoimarth

A sweet girl who tends to act rude but has the most softest heart in the inside, Zoimarth may be shy but once you get to know her fully she if full of energy and is the most funniest and sweetest girl you’ll know. Zoimarth is also a person you can always be yourself around she will always listen and be there no matter what.

Random person:Hey I wanna talk to Zoimarth

Some other random person: just do it I heard she’s nice!

by Sidjfjekwkk November 21, 2023

Zoom Poop

(Verb)- a passage of time that is spent in the throne room while the throne bearer is simultaneously occupying the throne and on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies.

Company time is best spent performing a Zoom Poop, especially after a few Taco Bell breakfast tacos.

by DirtGod101 November 25, 2023