Ho zoned

When you're trying to get laid by a prostitute or by known ho but can't get none.

Benny: Yo Grant, so I tried to get laid by this prostitute but we just ended up talking and going to a movie. Guess I'll just stay a virgin...
Grant: Did you pay for the movie to?
Benny: Yup.
Grant: Damn bro you just got ho zoned.

by Da Cap'n Speaking November 30, 2014

Zone-deaf

The acute ability to ignore all sound whilst in the creative flow zone.

I was so focused I went completely zone-deaf to the sweet young couple's conversation going on right nxt to me.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021

Zone 53

Zone 53 is the train zone from Richterswil in switzerland

Zone 53 isch ume

by F.J.K.2000 November 14, 2019

Social zoned

Like the friend zone, but banned to social media contact.

Credit due to Kaylynn and Marcus.

"I like you as a broadcaster and nothing else"
"Bro, you just got social zoned"

by kayl_pierce October 27, 2018

The Speed Zone

When you have been sending too many cursed images to your lads and they banish you to the Speed Zone through text, it’s a parallel to our world but everything is sped and a bunch of wack stuff happens. The only way to get out is by going through Guchhi India. Watch out though because if you take the wrong door you end up in hell.

“Hey Mom I’m just in the Speed Zone, I’m getting chased by Bill Clinton in a series of never ending connected bathrooms. You know how it B in the Speed Zone”

by Big Cakespot July 19, 2019

FST zone

Refers to one of three possible timezones:
1. Fillipino standard time
2. Furcadia Standard Time
3. Fun slut time

1. We told the guests to arrive at 7PM FST for the 8PM orgy.
2. The furries had a "get-together" at 4AM FST
3. I reward my hard work and good job performance with a trip to the FST zone every Friday.

by Bad C dev April 26, 2022

Friend zone

The friend zone is the NO NO place. If u like someone, then u better step up ur game or u will be locked in the friend zone. Look at it this way: the friend zone is ur grandmas stinky toe cheese and u don’t want to smell that shit.

Boy:will u go out with me?*frikkin desperate
Girl: oh Carl, I didn’t know u felt that way
Boy: *feeling like he wants to drown
Random dude: oof u just got hit with the friend zone stick
Boy: *now feeling like he wants to die
Girl: I like u but not that way* walks away with a smile on her face
Boy: * wants to be buried alive

by Sookifanilo June 3, 2019