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ass wipe

When someone is being a total dickhead you call them an ass wipe
madi: LAUREN WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING
lauren: NOTHING
madi: STOP BEING A FUCKIN ASS WIPE
by dcjaevnbghisf April 19, 2019
mugGet the ass wipemug.

Mississippi Mud Wipe

When your ass is raw from the single ply toilet paper and you aren’t near a sink or any wet wipes so you ball up the toilet paper and you spit on it and wipe your raw ass to completion.
Man, I only have a few pieces left of this toilet paper so I had to give it the ol Mississippi Mud Wipe.
by Pookie bear March 10, 2023
mugGet the Mississippi Mud Wipemug.

Wipe Abstinence

The extremely difficult challenge of abstaining from wiping your ass after defecating. The lack thereof creates a hard exterior shell after 3 months, which signifies the elite alphas from the beta sheep. After one year of keeping a pure ass free from toilet paper, your mind will be unlocked to many abilities some consider unnatural.
Dude 1: Bro how is the Wipe Abstinence?

Dude 2: Man I started to levitate for up to 2 seconds at a time and I only stopped wiping 3 weeks ago!

Dude 1: That's amazing dude, I just got promoted to the head of the company I work at and I'm only 3 days in.
by PoopSockAdvocate December 28, 2019
mugGet the Wipe Abstinencemug.

Full Roll Wipe

An occurrence in which one's fecal residue, left on the exterior of the anus, is so messy that one must use almost all of the toilet paper, or close to all of it, whilst still on the toilet.

It can also be known as Whole Roll Wipe.
Man, I just took a nasty dump. I needed to do the Full Roll Wipe to clean it up!
by Movie Nyucka November 7, 2013
mugGet the Full Roll Wipemug.

Wiped stinking

Aff yer dish son.
Example 1 - I was absolutely wiped stinking at the winebar.
Example 2 - that wee girl canny hack it she’s wiped stinking
by Shitey knickers August 25, 2025
mugGet the Wiped stinkingmug.

dick wiping thing

When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.
"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."
by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016
mugGet the dick wiping thingmug.

Melon Wipe

A person who is a fucking brainlet and I mean really fucking stupid, fucking retarded spunk bubble
Person 1:Leo is a fucking Melon Wipe
by LeoGotNits June 7, 2023
mugGet the Melon Wipemug.

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