beard moisturizer

Female natural juices to make sure the beard is nourished and growing

She rode his face to give him the beard moisturizer he needed

by KingTrice June 13, 2017

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Sailor Beard

A sailor beard is when a woman’s pubic hair resembles that of a big hairy beard on a sailor

guy 1: Yeah man that girl had a huge bush

guy 2: Oh was it really that hairy

guy 1: Yeah dude she had a sailor beard

by 6willdoit April 6, 2021

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Grease beard

A build-up of facial oil or grease just below where you would find a chinstrap style beard.

Damn, my chin's itchy today. I forgot to clean my grease beard this morning.

by Gibbiwntb February 15, 2019

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A beard no longer than 1/2 inch long used by hipsters to get jobs in coffee shops and pick up impressionable chicks wearing converse shoes. You may not "get it" at first. If it is "hollywood scruff" and under 1/8 of an inch it does not qualify. Rednecks who can't grow beards also don't qualify. To distinguish between the two, ask if they like the new Toby Keith album. If they say, "Who?" Then you have encountered a hipster with a faux beard.

Wow, that guy in the Verizon 4G commercial with the rocket totally has a faux beard. I didn't even know hipsters liked rockets.

by jessesuit June 5, 2011

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Trophy Beard

A young, attractive wife regarded as a status symbol for an older homosexual man, or man with suspiciously extreme feminine mannerisms. Typically paraded among wealthy social circles and adorned with lots of bling to keep the attention on her.

That really really rich old fart sure has a beautiful trophy beard. She doesn't care about his shriveled dick because he's too busy waving it around in other dude's faces.

by PeachTycoon June 22, 2016

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