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boston beard

A girl who is really hairy in the southern region of her body.
"Yo man, you gonna date that girl Jennifer?"

"Nah man, she's got a Boston Beard downstairs."
by MC Narcaleptic November 8, 2013
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clamydia beard

Uncut and unwashed beard, usually worn by italian intellectuals. About 10 cm long and will probably still have the souveneirs of the berares first oral experience.
- "Oh, so he was one of those good looking italians?"
- "Well... he would have been if it wasn't for his clamydia beard..."
by satunge October 22, 2008
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Beard Season

When James Harden is on a fire streak.
P1:yo harden been going off the last few games. P2: I told y’all it’s beard season..
by calamitymasker May 9, 2019
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Beard Sleep

The crusty deposit left around the mouth in the morning after dribbling into your beard during sleep.
He awoke in a funky haze of booze and regret, his mouth dry and encrusted with Beard Sleep.
by Grumpy bear 69 May 8, 2020
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beard moisturizer

Female natural juices to make sure the beard is nourished and growing
She rode his face to give him the beard moisturizer he needed
by KingTrice June 13, 2017
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Charlie Beard

a '90s-style stubble beard popularized by the Party of Five character Charlie Salinger
Hey man, screw growing a moustache in Movember... I'm bringing back the Charlie Beard!
by Everezo November 11, 2014
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Faux Beard

A beard no longer than 1/2 inch long used by hipsters to get jobs in coffee shops and pick up impressionable chicks wearing converse shoes. You may not "get it" at first. If it is "hollywood scruff" and under 1/8 of an inch it does not qualify. Rednecks who can't grow beards also don't qualify. To distinguish between the two, ask if they like the new Toby Keith album. If they say, "Who?" Then you have encountered a hipster with a faux beard.
Wow, that guy in the Verizon 4G commercial with the rocket totally has a faux beard. I didn't even know hipsters liked rockets.
by jessesuit June 5, 2011
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