wet ears

Believing your bullshit too much it becomes too much for the brain to handle and it starts leaking from the ears.

mate you've got bare wet ears from the amount of bullshit you've been chatting today

by Joey Boy 18294 March 29, 2017

wet poncho

The act of reusing a condom.

I ran out of condoms so I had to use a wet poncho.

by wet poncho villa July 27, 2014

wet axe

the reception of a blowjob while skillfully playing a song on guitar hero

Guy 1: "Bro, wha'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Dude I was playin 'Crazy Train' and my girlfriend gave me the best wet axe"

by matt555 August 9, 2009

Wet Wumpus

When you say someone is “wet wumpus” it is the highest ranking complement in our language. Calling someone a wet wumpus means you truly appreciate them and by calling them that it shows they mean the world to you

Boris: just had a pit noodle and a wank
You: you are not wet wumpus go back to monkey school

by Wet Wumpus August 20, 2022

Wet Nickel

The occasional putrid odor of the female sex orifice can best be described by the smell of “wet nickel”. Sometimes your boy just comes back from a scandalous fuck smelling of that wet nickel.

Brandon keeps bustin that wet nickel

by Brooookiecoookie March 19, 2019

wet horse

popular term used by masculine gay men to describe an attractive male

wow look at that wet horse in those speedos

by la ronda July 18, 2010

Wet balaclava

Wet Balaclava - Noun - a colloquium to describe the type of beating you get when it's raining and you're up the Shankill

Eoin made a mistake and took a walk up the Shankill. He ended up in the hospital after a wet balaclava

by NothingButBant July 29, 2016