poopie weiner sammich

A chili dog. It can have mustard, mayonaise, ketchup, and many other toppings. Mustard is urine. Ketchup is blood. Mayonaise is man jelly. Chili is poopie. The hotdog is the weiner. The bun is the sammich.

JoeBob: Get me a poopie weiner sammich, GooberBoy.
GooberBoy: Would you like urine, man jelly, or blood on that?
JoeBob: I'll take some manjelly, some of your prized manjelly!

by John Y. August 9, 2004

divorce weight

The target weight of a woman who is or will be back on the market. To estimate (in lbs) 1.5 x weight at marriage (or use her actual weight while married) then subtract 2 x her age at divorce. e.g. A woman married at 120 lbs (maxed out at 180 lbs) and got divorced at 40. Divorce weight=(1.5 x 120)-(80)=100lbs

Wow that chic looks 10lbs short of healthy - she must be at her divorce weight.

by wyrick May 19, 2011

weineken

used to describe someone complaining

Bill: I dont get paid enough to do this work!

Chris: Dude, go have a weineken!

by DF May 13, 2005

weiner face

someone who is hot as shit.. doesnt have anything to do with a weiner.. but we just like the word weiner<3 ;)

brigid-hey gabby
gabby-hey weiner face!
brigid-whats up!?
gabby-nothing

see.. normal form of endearment! :)

by gabby March 5, 2005

weight

blame, responsiblity

who's gonna take the weight -Ganstarr

by Countbass C August 21, 2003

poop dick wein suck

when engaged in sex in the whales eye you pull your cock out of her fanny and ram it in her mouth

Mary: i cant belive Lyle made me give him the poop dick wein suck, it tasted like shit, litterally.

by Curtis Tebo October 1, 2006

weight smart vitamin

This is the type of person who will one day experience the saying what comes around goes around.... Also this person is the ONLY time where it is ok to stick your finger in your own ass and wipe it accross their upper lip....

See Dirty Sanchez

Yo, I got weight smart vitamined all day long so i self sanchezed her....

by usmcgunny April 14, 2004