Watermelon

what you can mouth if you are pretending to fake whisper and then laugh like a heyena.

"i was just watermeloning."

by I make Definitions Bree March 2, 2022

A watermelon

When you can’t piss after having sex or masturbating because your penis is erect.

“Hold on hoe, i’m taking a piss. You’ve gotta give me a minute, I got a watermelon.”

by HogeyHogan January 25, 2019

pumping the watermelon

another way of saying jerking off.

guy1: dude my dad caught me pumping the watermelon.
guy2: fuck you dude i dont wanna hear that shit.

by wrestlerchance October 14, 2012

Watermelon

A Western supporter of Hamas, which uses a watermelon as a symbol. These people are Far Left Communists who can’t find Palestine on a map and think Conservative Muslims love LGBTQ people.

Watermelons were stunned to learn that Muslim women in Palestine were unhappy with their lives, and not because of “Zionists.”

by Razor1987 November 26, 2023

Watermelon Sugar

A word so trendy that Harry Styles name his song after it.

John: Hey, have you have heard bout Watermelon Sugar?
Jack: Yea, the word that trended so hard that Harry Styles name his song after it.

by cognitive ball torture July 17, 2021

National Watermelon Day

A holiday on April 24th.

MAN 1: Hey dude did you know its National Watermelon Day?
MAN 2: Ew!

by NiggaMelon420 July 6, 2022

sausage in the watermelon

When you put that dick, in the booty.

I heard last night Jason put the sausage in the watermelon . He said it was good

by lele the boss August 18, 2016