White Girl Wasted

When someone drinks so much coffee they can't function correctly or fully

"Lilly was so white girl wasted!"
"I know. She was stumbling the whole way back."

by LightPoleDildo August 23, 2020

white bitch wasted

Blackout drunk; drunk to the point of motor function failure

Grant: bro, let’s go to that darty. I’m tryna get white bitch wasted
Noah: yeah bro, I got shots on deck

by Borgku October 17, 2020

National They Wasted My Time Day

On August 9th it’s “ They wasted my time day. Post someone or multiple people who have wasted your time all these years.

“ Happy National They Wasted My Time Day “

by yobitchhhass August 2, 2022

White Girl Wasted

H20

Its good to get White Girl Wasted on H20

by Sassy Steve August 6, 2022

New Jersey Window Washer

Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.

I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

siamese pressure washer

when a man docks with another man and both men piss into each others urethras.

hey john, that siamese pressure washer was so nice last night!

by steven p. October 23, 2022

White Fork Wasted

The act of getting so white girl wasted that you can spell it.

I’m so freaking white fork wasted after eight shots of tequila.

by whiteboi9599 November 24, 2022