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A dumbass platform used by "Generation Z" children who are dumb and stupid. They don't even like their parents or Jesus anymore, and inSTEAD love the x box. Fuck these children nowadays.
All these bitchass whorgs use Twitter nowadays, instead of going to CHUCH.
by Beeco the Borppo December 17, 2018
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Pistol Twister

A way to finger a girl, with fingers in the shape of a pistol, two fingers in, using the thumb to rub her clit while making a slight twisting motion with the wrist.
Girl: Oh my god!! That feels so good! What are you doing?
Guy: It's called the pistol twister.
by Hindotmo January 12, 2009
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back seat twister

Me and my girlfriend played back seat twister lastnight
by M40_Kid March 8, 2015
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Twitterbate

To repeatedly use Twitter with no friends or followers.
It's so sad, that Jimmy twitterbates every day.
by sneakergeek October 16, 2009
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twitter hoe

Tennis skirt wearing, choker, free the nipple and French braids gal
'Look at that twitter hoe over there'

'Shes so cool wish I had the guts to free the nip like that'
by Twitterhoegal69 May 17, 2015
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Ghetto Twister

AKA Hand orgy
A game often played by teenagers in which everyone stands in a huge clump and grabs hands with random people so that everyone is holding hands with two different people. Then they players go on to attempt to "untangle" themselves to form a big circle, while never breaking the chain. The goal is to untangle yourself as fast as possible.
*Note: This game may quickly turn awkward. Make sure you're familiar with everyone you are playing with.
Jim: This party is so boring! Who wants to play ghetto twister?
Jill, Bob, Bill, Karen, Rachel: We do!
Jim: Okay. Everyone grab hands! We'll try to untangle ourselves!
by loveydovey_72 January 9, 2011
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Twitter Wank

Talking on podcasts, blogs, etc about how many twitter followers you have.

Listen to anything by Leo Laporte and it won't take long for him to start twitter wanking with his friends.
a Twitter Wank..

Leo Laporte Excellent! Somebody sent me an email John C. Dvorak saying “Hey did Dvorak get knocked off of Twitter there is no THErealDAVORAK (sic)” I said, dude you got to spell right, then you will find him, he is THErealDVORAK.

John C. Dvorak Yes, and I only need 50 more get to 45,000 which of course is half of yours but that’s beside the point.

Leo Laporte Oh me? I am nothing, I’m number 38 on the Twitter list; I don’t count anymore.
by BritishTelly March 12, 2009
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