the ass of a woman. can be a sexy curvy set o buttocks, or can be a huge fat ass. the delivery port for her dumping of fecal matter
man, your girlfriend has a huge turd launcher, and i bet u can't hit the starfish when u ass fuck her
by markcop1 December 22, 2005
by noob March 18, 2005
by Nikolai Jerkov June 13, 2007
Turd Curling is the act of curling ones fingers into claws during an extended effort to remove a toilet punishing turd from one's bodily orifice.
I must've eaten too much cheese. I caught myself turd curling. I had to soak my hands in hot water for an hour to loosen them up from the locked position.
by The Masticator (Patrick Hayes) May 15, 2008
its when you take a shit in the ocean. Usually after the doing the big brown water snake floats up next to you.
dude i was at the beach yesterday, and that mexican food fuckin' got to me. Thank god i was wearing bord shorts cuz i took the fattest fucking aqua turd in the world.
by kieran May 07, 2004
The turd of the day is the word that appears on the front page of Urban Shitionary. A word that used to be funny and witty, it is now:
1. overused
2. unheard of
3. just plain fucking stupid.
1. overused
2. unheard of
3. just plain fucking stupid.
Example #1
Jane: Hey, did you see the word of the day? It's so funny, I lawled all over myself!
Mary: Yeah? What was it?
Jane: Slackitude!!1! Isn't that funny?!
Mary: ...go fucking die. That was the dumbest turd of the day yet.
Example #2
John: Did you see the word of the day? I have to go get some OPM!
Quieshan: No, you need to shut the fuck up. You know damn well you didn't know what the fuck that was until you looked at Urban Shitionary. Go die with the turd of the day.
Example #3
Shannon: Liek OMG the word of the day was taken from P. Hilton! Loves it!
Chuck Norris: Unless you want me to give you a roundhouse kick to the face like I'm giving the turd of the day, I suggest you shut the fuck up.
Jane: Hey, did you see the word of the day? It's so funny, I lawled all over myself!
Mary: Yeah? What was it?
Jane: Slackitude!!1! Isn't that funny?!
Mary: ...go fucking die. That was the dumbest turd of the day yet.
Example #2
John: Did you see the word of the day? I have to go get some OPM!
Quieshan: No, you need to shut the fuck up. You know damn well you didn't know what the fuck that was until you looked at Urban Shitionary. Go die with the turd of the day.
Example #3
Shannon: Liek OMG the word of the day was taken from P. Hilton! Loves it!
Chuck Norris: Unless you want me to give you a roundhouse kick to the face like I'm giving the turd of the day, I suggest you shut the fuck up.
by Angry Violist October 23, 2008
by derek pierce June 22, 2004