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tommy tucked 

Meaningfucked” “completely knackered” or “very tired”.
Alice was sitting on the edge of her couch, yawning and having a stretch she then announced: “Awwwh, I’m tommy tucked”.
tommy tucked by Gammon Steak August 3, 2019

tommy tucked 

Meaning “tired”, “knackered”, “fucked” or “very sleepy
Alice sat on the edge of her couch yawning and having a stretch. She then announced to the room: “Awwch, I’m tommy tucked so I am.”
tommy tucked by Gammon Steak August 3, 2019

Squatch Trucker 

A large terrifying truck driver. Squatch’s are easily identified by their unkempt facial hair and large stature. Squatch’s have been known to cause loss of bowel and bladder function in people who challenge them. Squatch’s are also famous for their putrid flatulence, likely caused by the poor diet available to truckers.
The Driver became terrified and shat himself when he angered the Squatch Trucker at the fuel island.
Squatch Trucker by Bigdummie April 17, 2021

German Trucker 

The German trucker is where you yank a truckers balls like a semi air-horn string.
Oh man i preformed that german trucker move last night.
German Trucker by Lilwaffle98 April 3, 2022

Super-Trucker 

Typically a Super Trucker claims to have years of experience trucking, but nothing to back up their so called experience. Often refer to other truckers as rookies or steering wheel holders. Their trucking resume usually consists of hauling a van trailer and too scared to hauling anything heavy or oversized.
That trucker couldn't drive a sharp stick in the ground but apparently can back up for miles. They must be a Super-Trucker

Mother-in-law Ticker

The "ticker" to the upper right corner of your Face Book screen that screams out every move you make to the whole Face Book world is known as the Mother-in-Law-Ticker. It scrolls your every move to those who know you and those you don't. Some people love it but most people hate it. It is called the MIL- Ticker because of it's striking similarity to the stereotypical Mother-In-Law (nosy, loud and rude).
"The Mother-in-Law Ticker robs me of any privacy I thought I had."

or
"I love the Mother-in-Law Ticker because I am a voyeur."

or

"The Mother-in-Law Ticker on Face Book is so annoying."
or
"With the Mother-in-Law Ticker, you can see what everyone is doing at any moment of the day."