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hush touch

When you touch someone enough to get them to shut up about not being loved
You barely even touch me anymore brian! I get hush touch that's it
by Legally Burnett August 21, 2017
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crab touch

a touch only a crab can give. usually sexual
1. Damn man! You just got the Crab Touch!

2.Oh shit man! Did you see that Crab Touch!?
by Ca2en September 19, 2017
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faggots' touch

When working on something that takes extra care or detail, and you must be careful with it.
That door blank cost 2500 dollars. It's going to take a faggots' touch to chisel out the hinges.
by morningkaufey May 7, 2018
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A Touch of Church

When Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce is added to a pot or bowl of macaroni & cheese.
"Sharon made delicious mac & cheese tonight with a touch of church."

"Cheese, ketchup, & just a touch of church to help enhance the flavor."
by Justa T.O.C August 10, 2018
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Gateway touch

A gateway touch is a good way to touch a woman and figure out if you can keep touching and talking sexual with her at work without getting reported, often starts with a subliminal massage.
Hey look at me I'm a d**k. I work in local government. Think I might start with a gateway touch and then ask the women to go swimming, maybe talk about fetishes, maybe I will run my finger up her leg, maybe put my body up against her body, maybe bring a book about vagina and pubic hair to work, maybe call her magic fingers in a meeting, see if it makes her uncomfortable, I did the gateway touch and she didn't report me, maybe I might tell her I can get it up. If she reports me I'll say lots of words like I can't remember, words like maybe and um and Uh. I should be able to get away with it.
by Allegedly... October 18, 2019
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Love Touch

When you're significant other can feel your love through touch
"How can you hate cuddling? It's the best form of love touch!"
by lovetoucher27 November 17, 2019
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Fecas Touch

The opposite of the Midas Touch, wherein everything one touches turns to shit.
Sherry already lost her new job because she was late to work, smelled like alcohol, filed all the papers in the wrong places, and spilled coffee all over the boss. She has the Fecas Touch.
by Greyborzoi September 8, 2020
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