When all forces combine to create the ultimate meth child, grown yet completely dulled and retarded, the creature would be known as "captain autism". When "it" finds a new victim to splooge its flem, and beat off to, it is known as the Captain Effect. Where the victim can no longer escape this new found growth of a creature attempting to suck the victim off at the force of a thousand suns
by Edgemaster420691488 December 5, 2017
Get the the captain effectmug. I was sailing with the Captain, he'll show me the sights, I wish tomorrow morning would be as good as tonight
by btm321 December 1, 2010
Get the Sailing with the Captainmug. When you look around, but there is still nothing to eat in the house besides Cap'n Crunch cereal, so you partake in yet another helping.
Bro1: Hey man, what's there to eat around here?
Bro2: Cap'n Crunch
Bro1: Again?... *fists in the air, screaming towards the heavens* IT'S THE CAPTAINS CURSE!!!
Bro2: Cap'n Crunch
Bro1: Again?... *fists in the air, screaming towards the heavens* IT'S THE CAPTAINS CURSE!!!
by flannelhats January 8, 2011
Get the captains cursemug. To get so altered on either alcohol or drugs that you discover a new land, like the English navy captain that discovered Australia
by Uncle Querncey November 18, 2017
Get the Captain Cook'dmug. Damn, Captain Extra, you'd think Roy Rogers had a personal grudge against you! It's just a missing ketchup packet!
by Sambonater21 October 20, 2015
Get the Captain Extramug. Also known as 'Captain', is an Australian super hero, originated from Afghanistan under the secret identity of Australian school boy, Oliver.
by Pu$$Y$l4er21 September 3, 2017
Get the captain afghanistanmug. by HiIKnifeYou May 19, 2017
Get the Captain Shookmug.