I’m cooked

Your done for, or something will go wrong, typically in a relationship

“Your the only girl i trust opening up too” bro i’m cooked.

by jessloll February 2, 2024

Cooked

A internal Chemical imbalance that the drug crystal meth can do to the addict.
How a crystal meth addict acts after snorting, smoking, or injecting the drug.
Act of being on one and can’t handle it.

“Look at this cooked bitch”

“Stop being so cooked and go to bed”

by Chicoose01 November 11, 2022

semi-gourmet cook

A person who, in thought, can cook food like a real human being, but never the less being a brain dead retard whom you might want to punch in the face shortly after employment starts and can't

We've just hired a new semi-gourmet cook! Hes GREAT, but ide like to punch the hack, wanna be mac and cheese cook in the face.

Semi gourmet cooking with Sandra Lee (reference the food network)

by Chef omega November 3, 2010

i am cooked

Means you r about to give up and still have constant nightmares about her even after 3 years. Fuck

Bru i am cooked

by bruhowdoiforgetabouther March 5, 2024

cooking brisket

when someone farts

“ewww who’s cooking brisket” (who just farted)

by caspercue July 23, 2021

cook

(v.) when someone doubts someone but lets their shitty idea develop

“yo brad is NOT rizzing katie up right now”

“hang on dude, let him cook”

by Billy Bowery December 4, 2023

slow cooking

Term used to setting a person up or luring someone in. Best used to describe a hoe setting up another victim.

You deceitful ass hoe. You played me and now you slow cooking another sucker for the count.

by Black Riz September 26, 2008