are you stroking my cock

absolute next level way of "are you kidding me"

when you lose a game of pool with the first hit, "Are you stroking my cock?!"

by Rock_Lobster23 February 4, 2024

Stroke-N-Toke

When an individual, which has a penis, masturbates while also smoking weed.

I just bought a subcription to Brazzers and a fat sack of Loud. I'll be having a Stroke-N-Toke session all day until mom comes home.

by Hammy312 April 25, 2021

stroking the fu-manchu

Getting off to watching two or more Asians have sex.

I was stroking the fu-manchu at the club last night when those Japanese girls went at it.

by spicer2 August 8, 2009

Stroke Ride

When you stroke during the sexual act of riding

“Teach me how to stroke ride” - My Girlfriend

by cinder7373 July 5, 2021

different strokes for different blokes

Different strokes for different blokes means there's more than one way to jerk off a dick

Linda* "I jerked off Tommy for a whole hour and still couldn't make him sling yogurt out his one eyed purple monster"

Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"

Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"

Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"

by RatDogPig April 26, 2024

Stroke & Choke

The proper way of explaining a good ole' hand job and blowjob combo. As stated in the title, obviously one cannot cum without the other. It's not necessary that she chokes, but if she does, bonus!

Last night I was just trying to enjoy my Mac Demarco album when this chick started giving me a stroke & choke

by fat nastay February 6, 2018

Stroke

Attempting to make a normal sentence and failing horribly

Person A:hi my nkfy ig jtwvwhq
Person B: dude are you having a stroke
Person A: yghs plsgh hpdh

by _(┐「ε:)_ October 21, 2019