by Markus_Aurelius22 June 17, 2022

When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”
“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”
by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021

When you are unbuckled while speeding in a car and you drive as fast as you can into a pole making you fly into the pole.
by nachotaco February 22, 2023

by Tara Sugimoto September 4, 2013

by literate_white_trash April 24, 2015

Janet likes the taste of Justin's pole milk.
Justin delivered a sample of his pole milk to the urologist after his vasectomy.
Justin delivered a sample of his pole milk to the urologist after his vasectomy.
by ElSpoonage March 31, 2018
