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pole smogger

by Ar033 July 23, 2017
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Glad Pole

Mark presented his glad pole to Ruth and she promptly took him to the bone zone.
by Markus_Aurelius22 June 17, 2022
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Connecticut Pole Vault

When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”
Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”
by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021
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Kiss The Pole

When you are unbuckled while speeding in a car and you drive as fast as you can into a pole making you fly into the pole.
by nachotaco February 22, 2023
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north pole status

When something or somewhere is really really really cold. Almost as if you were in the North Pole
The classroom was north pole status, I needed 3 sweatshirts and a blanket.
by Tara Sugimoto September 4, 2013
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Pole Class

Selling handjobs while wearing elbow-length white satin gloves.
Had my first pole class tonight and it totally kicked my butt!
by literate_white_trash April 24, 2015
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pole milk

Janet likes the taste of Justin's pole milk.

Justin delivered a sample of his pole milk to the urologist after his vasectomy.
by ElSpoonage March 31, 2018
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