by phahahhshsh September 26, 2023
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A person that is similar to a roadman and always carries a pocket knife in their pockets and also are near extinction
John:yo Jamie is such a chav man Boris:(says ikr really loudly) Jamie is such a chav like. Jamie: come here for a second lads........(proceeds to shank them with his rusty pocket knife and pours acid on them both) now stop taking a mick out of me pricks,Jamie said
by Dog_food_with_chunks_is_gud November 1, 2019
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*walking in the street
*sees a child with a black puffer on and a bike/scooter
me-oh its another chav
*sees a child with a black puffer on and a bike/scooter
me-oh its another chav
by Poppy swaggers July 2, 2021
Get the chav mug.If a tramp and a junkie had a kid your result would be a chav. Male chavs think they are roadmen and are generally are head to toe in Nike or Adidas tracksuits and to top it of, a pouch/man bag and a fag in there hand that they stole from their mums purse. Female chavs are some of the tackiest people you will ever meet. They are the type of people who wear tight jeans and scimpy tops in which their tits hang out and never leave the house without 5 metre long ugly coloured acrylics that look like they're about to have a sword fight with their nails. If you ever see a group of chavs in public the most likely place you will have seen them is the local McDonald's ( which seems to be their second home ), at the back of the bus or in the park screaming and shouting at eachother in thier wired chavy accents ( which can be hard to understand ) and a bottle of cheap vodka and a couple of fags on the table. If you live anywhere in englans then you can relate to seeing this all the time 😂
Person:Ew your such a chav
Chav: nah I ain't babe what the f**k you on about chatting bare s**t I ain’t done nuffink love say that to me one more f**king time and I swear to god imma band you babe if you ever try swingin at me you better watch your f**king back mate, you know what I’m sayin ye.
Person: ??🤦 ♀️
Chav: nah I ain't babe what the f**k you on about chatting bare s**t I ain’t done nuffink love say that to me one more f**king time and I swear to god imma band you babe if you ever try swingin at me you better watch your f**king back mate, you know what I’m sayin ye.
Person: ??🤦 ♀️
by Louis c June 25, 2018
Get the Chav mug.The nouveau-chav's are a new breed of Chavs, characterised by the loud and brash behaviour, who focus upon the need to be recognised as special. They aspire to be important but expect people to treat them as such.
Saud is a nouveau-chav as he expects people to recognize how important he is, and if not recognised starts getting load and obnoxious.
by Mr MAAArk June 16, 2019
Get the nouveau-chav mug.A chav is someone who likes to be like everyone else in the sense that they have the same fashion, manner and hair as them. Chavs are usually from the lower classes but can be found in middle class too. Often school children will turn into chavs when they try to be like the "cool kids" . Always getting detentions and never turning up to lessons .
by HarrystylesisBAE123456789 November 13, 2018
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