invisible wizard

When you cum on accident from a dream
Dude last night I had a invisible wizard my pants were soaked when I woke up
by max baldwin January 23, 2023
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high school wizard

A person who bolts to their next class, pretends to be a nice person but really isn't, only takes easy classes, and is usually antisocial, but not in an Introverted way. Also is obsessed with Clash Royale and sits outside during lunch.
Person 1: Yo have you heard of Conor?
Person 2: Yea, he's such a high school wizard
by Not_a_Overwatch_Weeaboo March 03, 2018
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Wizard Fafnir

Where's Free? Why do you have Wizard Fafnir?
hes gone, me nerd with big glasses oingo boingo brothers hur hur
(speech of a disappointment, but not the oingo boingo brothers)
by Diaboro February 25, 2025
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installation wizard

A software utility that provides a graphical interface with step-by-step dialogs that the user fills in to accomplish a task.

In other words, the real computer wizard!
"im installing Terraria using an installation wizard"
by Maxifire32 August 16, 2023
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sloppy wizard

This sexual position is accomplished when a beautiful woman lies down on a bed. An incredibly polite man stammers at her and makes excuses in a chanting fashion. Eventually both people get themselves off as the awkwardness reaches climactic levels.
The only way he could please a woman is giving her the ole "Sloppy Wizard"... poor bastard.
by YOLOSWAG4204LIFE July 17, 2021
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Time Wizard

A guy, that can travel trough time and perform magic while traveling.
Person A: expelliarmus, i'm traveling through time!
Person B: You're a Time Wizard, Harry.
by Felicia Kayuukanashi June 22, 2018
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Wizard dick

In reference to a pointed log in a water way that rises and lowers above and below the surface of the water in an unpredictable manner.
Look out for the Wizard Dick two bends upstream.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.
by Creeky Joints July 29, 2024
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