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Poser

Someone that is not who they say they are. Someone that tries to discredit a company (UPS, a retailer for examle) because they didn't get as much money as they wanted for something.
The girl was trying to discredit the company to defend her feisty (and false) image. Someone that really is feisty doesn't have to tell people around them often about how feisty they are to get attention or attempt to scare the shit out of people, and anybody that does that, big or small, is a poser.
by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021
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Someone that thinks they are a lot spookier/scarier than they actually are.
The narcissistic girl saw a badass shark when she looked in the mirror, and thought that everyone else could see in her what she saw in herself when they looked at her, but they weren't looking at her appearance, they were looking at her spirit, and all they saw was a plain poser that everyone had always been trying to keep from drowning.
by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021
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Someone who tries to come off as serious and as someone who doesn't take themself too seriously at the same time, without really being either one.
Lindsay, the mollycoddle girl, was the kind of poser who would try to make fun of scientists then become the scientist. The same kind of person who would try to ridicule routine and responsibility, then pose as a serious person when it was convenient.
by Solid Mantis November 2, 2019
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Someone who portrays themself as a hero, or a villain, or has somebody else portray them as a hero, or villain.
The two girls posed for a photo for the books before running off with all the money, just like the rest. That made them posers, not heroes.
by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021
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Someone that thinks a team wants to be like another team because the other team has the better record. Nobody likes to lose, but would you rather lose as you or win as somebody else? It doesn't take any honor to win.
If you're not fighting as you, what's the point of being undefeated? People wouldn't allow their team to lose without a fight, but before they wouldn't let them lose, they wouldn't let them become a poser team. They would rather their team be losers or underachievers who were themselves than to be overachievers who were somebody else, even if it seemed stupid to everybody else.
by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021
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Poser

Example 1
"Hey bro did you see that guy mall grabbing over by the stair set earlier?
"Yeah. He's such a poser."
Example 2
"I saw a guy wearing a Motley Crue shirt at an Exodus show, so I beat him up and stole his condoms."
"Fuck yeah! Posers must die!"
by MrSquister April 12, 2023
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Someone who pretends to be a jerk to fit in with their friends but is actually a pretty nice person
Friend: ugh he’s so rude
Me: idk I kinda think he’s just a poser
by Middle aged money February 12, 2018
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