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fellating the ghost

Excessively praising a dead person.
"It's the anniversary of Jacob's death. Deidre is still fellating the ghost of that asshole."
by czehner March 17, 2015
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Ghost Body

A sex partner you claim you had but never did.
Did you hear Jermey and had sex with Kara?

No, it’s probably a ghost body.
by therealjoedie April 4, 2020
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ghost streaks

The white streaks a girl leaves in her underwear after she has been wet
Rupert: "Oi man, I pulled down her knickers and they were full of ghost streaks!"

Richard: "Fuck she must want the d bad bro!"
by ru4u June 23, 2013
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ghost friend

a ghost friend is an acquaintance that act like friends with, but they don't state that they're your friend out loud. maybe someone you know is nice to you and always greets you (maybe they're just friendly/nice, but you can still consider them as a ghost friend)

although others may think you have a literal friend that's a ghost, you can explain the other definition for it.
i bumped into my ghost friend today, it was so funny yet embarrassing, lol

in math, my ghost friend and i laughed so hard, i love them
by kokopurin88 February 10, 2022
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Ghost Eagle

Ghost Eagle was a large supernatural entity that haunted cabins in the West Coast of the US in the 80s and 90s. The most popular ghost eagle sightings had the spirit protecting hallways and refrigerators at night time.

Named because it took the form of a bald eagle, it stood as high as a grown man and was very imposing. Legend has it, it was summoned by the Dudley family to keep their kids in bed at night, and prevent them from midnight snacking, when they vacationed.

Although never confirmed, rumors were he disliked Asians and that coming in contact with ghost eagle caused polio.
I’m scared of ghost eagle, Miss Dudley. I’m scared of ghost eagle please stop scaring Japanese.
by TheCanon13 October 5, 2017
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Spanking the ghost

When you jerk off into a condom and finish inside of it. The only thing you stand to lose is your dignity and self respect.
Eric: Hey has anyone seen Brad?
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.
by GxRice April 10, 2023
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ghost fisting

Like ghost cock only with a fist.
"Judy loved the ghost fisting at the haunted house, she gaped so wide with no apparent visible stimulus. It was like Walpurgis all over again."
by nipplerection1 December 16, 2011
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